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Admissions to our program is straight-forward. Alone, you must assemble a child's two-wheeler bicycle, with training wheels. The only tools you may use are those found in a typical kitchen (knives, nutcrackers, corkscrews, etc.) This assembly must be done in less than an hour. Our research shows that this is the average nap time of the recipient of such a bike.
If you elect to enter our Associates Degree program, you will be required to complete one six-month deployment. Stuff will happen, and you will be expected to deal with it. The majority of students enter this program with a toddler. You must also volunteer as Chair of the Welcome Home Committee for the ship's Support Group. Furthermore, it is mandatory that you have completed the paperwork for, and obtained, a VA loan while your active duty member was at sea. You must write a five-page research paper which discusses, in depth, survival skills for a mid-cruise four-day visit by a member of your extended family who knows nothing at all about navy life and is very concerned about how their tax dollars are being spent. The written final exam will expect you to have a working knowledge of Tricare, Certificates of Non-Availability, and LES statements. .
You may wish to enter the Bachelor of Navy Spouse program. This comprehensive program of study demands that students complete two six-month deployments in no more than two years. Twice as much stuff will happen, and you will be expected to deal with it. You must also volunteer as Treasurer of the ship's Support Group. The majority of the student body enters this program with one pre-schooler and one toddler. Students are required to sell a house, either through an agent or by themselves. Research shows that each is equally challenging. Students are eligible to graduate with honors if they complete a permanent change of station (PCS) move while their active duty member is at sea AND have submitted and been paid in full the Claim for Loss of or Damage to Personal Property to Service (DD Form 1842).
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Finally, for those spouses who are highly motivated, we offer our Doctorate of Navy Spouse. For this degree, it is required that you complete a one-year unaccompanied tour OR 2 consecutive tours as the Command Master Chief's wife OR 3 consecutive tours as the XO's wife (in one tour the CO must be a bachelor). You MUST have two teenagers living with you. Furthermore, you must volunteer as landlord for neighbors who are serving overseas and have rented their home to, with all due respect, a couple of bachelor helo pilots serving in thier first squadron. Candidates are not required to write a thesis; however, we do require a three-hour oral exam administered by three chief's wives.